While I'm messing around with Sublime, here's a silly little Subliminal interface to Hipster Ipsum. It's been submitted to Package Control, and lives on GitHub for the moment.
Install it, then press Ctrl+Alt+H to insert some Ipsum text. If you select a number between 1 and 99 in the buffer before invoking the shortcut, it'll replace the selection (or selections) with that many Ipsum paragraphs. You can also type "hipstum" and press tab to run the plugin, though I'm somewhat concerned that including this will slow down input. Disable it by editing the keymap file.