Here is your last 6 months of updates.
Thought about writing code, didn't' bother
Wrote one line of code for some useless feature, might continue someday.
Drank a lot of coffee, stayed up late, but didn't get any code done, Maybe next month.
Wrote 3 more lines of code this month, I can't remember what it was for.
Remembered what I wrote last month, decided to not finish it, wrote 5 lines of code for another useless feature.
Big day, shipping a release, Did 10 lines of code this month. Finished 2 unimportant features.